"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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