It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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