i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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