I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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