Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
