drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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