Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
