So drunk its hurt
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You don't make any sense
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