I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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