Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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