I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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