so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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