i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
is it fun? or sober?
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