YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
another moral hangover. fuck.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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