Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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