If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
