It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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