Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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