i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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