remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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