it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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