Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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