Apparently you make a good broom.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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