we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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