Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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