dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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