Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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