On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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