Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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