8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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