Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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