this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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