i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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