don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I want a musical about memes.
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