butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Hippo gnu deer
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Randomize
