I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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