And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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