I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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