I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
