i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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