So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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