quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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