You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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