I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
This is my gift to your gina
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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