I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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