Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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