There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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