Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
