love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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