i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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