jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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