real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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