If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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