i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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