So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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