He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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